i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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