I just made out with a guy for $7.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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