How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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