38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
