He is such a slut. More and more my type.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
