school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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