i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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