I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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