i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
