Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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