i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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