physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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