i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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