Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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