sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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