I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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