Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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