Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
