dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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