i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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