I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's never too late to be topless.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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