so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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