belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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