The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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