Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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