is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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