Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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