When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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