Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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