Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
