Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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