Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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