there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
