how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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