Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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