I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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