Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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