Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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