My hair reeks of homosexuality.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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