my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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