Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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