she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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