Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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