hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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