i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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