Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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