I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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