obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There's always time for handjobs
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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