Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I got inside last night via doggy door
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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