the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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