just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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