i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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