I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Will exercising make me less horny?
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