South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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